1.Some people read storys to gain knowledge, other read just to escape from their current situations. I guess everybody has a different reason to read books because books always mean a different thing to every individual person. This story means...well nothing for a change.
2. You are about to read one of the most bland short storys ever written. This story is about a simple man named ed who does nothing but live. Ok, maybe if your one of those people who can listen to any song and find some meaning (that the artist probably didn't mean) then maybe you will find some remote meaning to this story but i must warn you that chance is very unlikley.
3. DEATH! There now that i've got your attention you are about to read a wonderful short story about nothing. Its full of un-climactic paragraphs followed by zero jokes. You will find no exclimations in this story so enjoy your read.
4.This is a story about a man named Ed. Ed has no hobbies or commitments. Ed does not like movies long walks on the beach..or beaches for that matter. This is a story abotu the death of Ed.
5.Ed is a middle aged divorced man who lives alone in the hills of california. He works at home selling real estate and never really goes out. Ed is going to die today.
4 comments:
Opening #4 is my favorite. It is the most exciting-boring intro to me. I'd read this story.
number one is the best to me. I think that all the rest just tell the reader how bad and boring your story is.
Wow, your openers are very intriguing but my favorite is the last one mainly because it is just putting it all out there. You get to know Ed and that he is dying, and it is making me want to know how and why he will be dead. verry nice
hi taylor a.k.a tay tay....love the SICK COMMENT YOU LEFT me HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA so yea um i dont know what to say since i haven't read or look at your page....maybe i should do that...brb .....
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